Buy SCPs

 I found the brainstorming incredibly hard, I also found the actual thing fairly easy. Here's the link to what I used https://www.postermywall.com/index.php/posters/mine#/designs

Media

Parts of a Marae

  

Quiz of the day 8th September

 1.???

2. a reptile

3. Taupo

4. Taika waititi

5. Burt Munro

6. Pōtatau Te Wherowhero of Waikato

7. 1868

8. Jenny Shipley

9. Brooke Fraser

10. Woody

11. South Korea

12. Kea???

September 6 Quiz of the day

 1. 5

2. 1020 meters

3. 30 May 1959

4. 6 

5. Black, White, Yellow, Red, Blue, and Green

6. 122 years

7. ???

8. Te Arikinui Tūheitia Paki

9. north island in NZ

10. 1887

11. Scotland

12. Panda

Ocean monuments (Bedrock edition) Minecraft Journals

 Hi! This is the next blog post in the Minecraft Journals series. Today we will be talking about the ocean monuments of the Minecraft world. 

The guardians are weird things as they look similar to the Iron golem, ravager, and villager. They have the same unibrow and act similarly too. (Not including villagers,) they swear to protect their home or commander, even if it means their own life. The golem moves at a similar speed to the guardians when moving at full power. The guardians have the same sort of texture as the prismarine bricks and have unnatural sounds. They have low-pitch sounds underwater, and then when they're on land they have very high-pitch sounds like squeaks and squeals. 

I hope this guide was useful! Check out RetroGamingNow on youtube to see where some of this info came from! See you next time!

Quiz of the day Monday 30th August

 1. Mt Everest

2. 5 dollar note

3. Aoraki / mount cook

4. ???

5. Niki Caro

6. Joe Biden

7. 41 years

8. Talofa

9. 384400 km

10. Aukland

11. Japan

12. Chimpanzee

Quiz of the day 27th August

 1. 7.6 billion

2. 4 million

3. Te Waipounamu

4. ???

5. 828 meters

6. Hola

7. 95 years

8. kiwi

9. 395.25 million km

10. Niel Armstrong

11. south Africa

12. Amur leopard

Illager raids (Bedrock Edition) Minecraft Journals

 Hi! Today we will be talking about the Illager raids and how the Illagers attack and drop.

The Illagers raids are very difficult to take on and are very rewarding. There 5 waves in the raids and there are 5 mobs the witch, pillager, ravager, evoker, and vindicator. I have done many victorious. You will be rewarded with a lot of loot like enchanted books, saddles, arrows, crossbows, and even more. I'll be talking about how the mobs move. The Pillager is the one we need to kill to start a raid. ( A captain anyway ) They are like Skeletons but faster and more intelligent. They are attracted to villagers and iron golems. They shoot from a distance and take a while to reload so attack at that opening. The vindicator is the next one and is a threat to those who don't have any or good armour with critical hits doing 19 damage leaving the player with half a heart. They have a chance of having enchanted axes doing more damage. The witch is another ranged attacker that doesn't attack villagers but attack the iron golem instead. It's like if the only reason they're there is to take out the golem. The Ravager is a beast and has 100 health points like the iron golem. It charges at the enemy, and extends its neck to attack from a further distance. The best way to beat them in the plains is to keep moving back and attacking when it gets close. Be warned you'll need good armour because it does a whole lot of damage, as well as moving faster than a player. The Evoker is a magical attacker and you'll need to take it out first before it gets the vex which is quite a pain to deal with. The evoker uses fangs that come from the floor and attack any adventurer as well as run away when they get to close. They have 2 formations that are useful for them, there is one that goes in a straight line for a while, and in a ring around it. 

So, was the guide useful? Comment and tell me if it was useful or not. This is a new series I want to start doing. 

Fake news

It’s everywhere! Fake news is a

common thing that people use to get attention or money. Things that aren't true are often called a “Hoax”. A hoax is a falsehood deliberately fabricated to masquerade as the truth. It is distinguishable from errors in observation or judgment, rumors, urban legends, pseudosciences, and April Fools' Day events that are passed along in good faith by believers or as jokes. Fake news is a trick that many people fall for. Think of it as a prank in minecraft (Funny that, i’m in the deep dark biome at the moment.) Let’s just say that your friend made a TNT trap in your house. When you hear the TNT’s hiss you feel nervous and blow up in game afterwards. Thats like fake news (maybe you don’t blow up, but i don’t know you probably do.)

Quiz of the day 26 August

 1. every 4 years

2. Blue, yellow, black, red, green

3. USA

4. 8

5. Rome

6. over 400

7. 15

8. golf

9. 328 meters

10. ???

11. Ireland

12. Porcupine???

Quiz of the day 25th August

1. 52

2. Peter Jackson

3. 55 miles

4. Beijing

5. New Zealand

6. December 25th

7. JK Rowling

8. Scar from the lion king (Also me)

9. Neverland

10. Lemon & Paeroa

11. Germany

12. Snapper

MINECRAFT ILLAGER LIFE

The weather in the Minecraft world was a catastrophe. At least it was for the illager kingdom.   The thunder in the darkness until in a flash, the lightning illuminated the sky. The rain poured so heavily that none of the illagers got any sleep that night. The tulmunos monsoon caused great waves in the puddles that collected on the ground and threatened to drown their modest farms. The wind blew wildly, the squid were struggling to get to their homes. Hailstones fell the size of pumpkin seeds and were causing the sheep in the fields, in front of the kingdom a whole lot of trouble too. The next day the Illagers slept in until the villagers were at work.  There was a child that was interested in magic and science. Every day he would go out with his dad and would learn how to summon vexes and make fangs come out of the floor in different formations. But in the science department, there was no one to teach him anything. His name was Casper. His dad planed the formation of the outposts and the walls. One day Casper's dad woke him up and got him to get his evoker uniform on and meet the other Illagers. There were many other Illagers everywhere, then they went to the map room. It wasn't long until Casper knew why everyone was so hyped. They had found not one, but two villages. "We have two more villages to pillage," said Toblaier as he walked over to the board with a large map that had every biome on it. "We will Pillage this one first. And then the other," He said again. "Are there any questions?" He asked once again. Casper was the only one who had any questions. "Yes, Casper what is your question?" Asked Toblaier as he looked at Casper. "Well... I honestly think that it's very unnatural for a village to be in a Badlands biome. Secondly shouldn't we attack in a thunderstorm instead?" Asked Casper as he took a deep breath after talking. "So why in a thunderstorm, little guy?" Asked Johnny as he looked at Casper. "So why I chose a thunderstorm is because the iron golem can't see us from afar and the other defences won't notice us either," said Casper as he walks out of the room. After a long time of waiting and exploring it was a thunderstorm and they were at the village. The raid was about to begin. Casper was very excited and frightened at the same time. Toblaier and johnny walked in first. Then Toblaier whistled and everyone came charging into the village. Casper blasted the villages with fangs, and pulling some in the ground in the process. Casper then watched as his dad was thrown far away from the village. Casper then looked at iron golems eyes, while it was doing the same to him. Casper then got really angry with tears falling down on the soft green grass. Casper then summoned a pear of giant fangs the iron golem was charging at Casper when the fangs had grabbed it in petween to teeth and then the iron golem got crushed into millions of little pieces. Now Casper´s tears were made of fire. The grass underneath him was burning. All he could think of was his dad. Was he still alive? He had to find out. Then Johnny came and killed the rest of the villages. After Casper was asleep for a couple hours when he heard his dad walking through the corridors. "Casper! Can you please come to the gardens?" Askesd Casper's dad as he walked to the gardens. Casper walked all the way to the garden. It had azalea trees all around me. We heard a loud THUMP! "What was that?!" shouted Johnny as he got his axe out and looked up. A shadow loomed above us and the monster looked  at us from above. "Yeah, I'm going to kill that thing!" shouted Johnny as he jumped up and hit the tree golem's neck. The tree golem knocked Johnny off his neck and Johnny blasted to the ground and then a hole underneath Johnny. Dust filled the gardens.

My school names

 

It was very hard, I didn't think this was easy one single bit. I really Did not like doing this, and I hope I never have to do it ever again. I wonder if the names will ever change.

Matariki

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BbVaomIC3sYYRSprS0DV8hJ4GTJnWHrrmV_gfHZrw6s/edit 

google slide vvv       google doc ^^^

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1Ep9Eh0Wdo3NBLJYkaFDVuKfSfkFZ3rxG05I2xLl1Sjc/edit#slide=id.g8b797161d5_0_220

I would like to show you the stars of Matariki.

Axolotls

Name: Axolotl

Scientific name: Ambystoma mexicanum

Size: 23 cm

Lifespan: 15 years

Breeding: December - June 

Diet: molluscs, worms, insect larvae, crustaceans, and some fish. 

A scary image that will make your body chill to the bone

 Hello Today, we are looking at a very eerie image that has a humanoid face staring at the guy when they took the picture. It has large black eyes and a grey head. It looks like it's deep in the forest but what could it be? could it be a cryptic of some kind or a ghost? Or Is it just an edited photo and if you look down below the head you can see a smaller thing. Let me know your ideas in the comments, and we all have our own beliefs. 

Xeptoreptus [my monster hunter monster]

 Xeporeptus is an elder dragon that rules unknown lands. It is the leader of the rampage and is also hiding in every rampage quest. Its cutscene is it roars and the wooden wall blows up. The anjanath, arzuros and an almudron come in with it. You use your wirebug to escape and then it kills the almadron and eats the anjanath. The azuros gets blasted in the back of the head and it looks towards you. Then it walks away and then you talk to the elder and he doesn’t know what it is. Xeptoreptus also is found in several maps. It can be found in every area. It has loads of turf wars with every monster. It has one with tetranadon and what it does is tetranadon throws a rock at Xeptoreptus and Xeptoreptus would jump over the rock and the tetranadon and it grabs tetranadon and throw it behind itself. The magnamalo turf war is magnamalo uses its tail spiral move and before Xeptoreptus gets it uses its horns to grab magnamalo and throws it across the bit near the swamp bit and the shallow bit. It uses fire and dragon blights. It is really hard as the first time you fight it you are in the rampage. Its an urgent quest and that puts you on the last of the G-rank ones. You have to fight it again in the shrine ruins and chameleos is also on the map. Basilguize is the other one that is in the quest and you have to fight Xeptoreptus. Xeptoreptus’s attacks are monstrous because one of them is it charges up for a beam for five seconds and then does a big blast and then it also deals dragon and fire blights in the process. There's another one that it uses its tail (which is like a bowl) it holds it up and sucks the element you deal to it while it has its tail up. Then it blasts it all back at you and you take so much knockback damage you go on the wall normally. It has a lot more attacks than I said. It can also make claw marks in terrain and it launches off the walls, floor and even other monsters. It sleeps quite close to where rajang does. It jumps on to the taller rock and then sleeps. Never try to trap it either, because it will throw the trap back at you, and you will get the effect of it. I've always wanted to see a hunter in a pitfall trap! It also doesn’t like ice or thunder. It would beat narwa and ibushi together if they were together. It would grab ibushi and bash it into narwa and do loads of damage. It would also grab them both again and then charge up for a big blast and let go of them and the blast would set them flying. It would only have draws with gore magala and shagaru magala. 

Boneland

 Once upon a time, a fox was running from a huge fire spread. It was caused by a dragon, and his parents were stuck in the area that the fire and the dragon was in. The two of his parents had both been stripped to the bone by the time the animals had gotten back. The little fox looked at his father's remains and then at his mother's. He was crying so hard and then he dragged the skeletons all the way to his den. It was fairly big, and he put them next to his table made from sticks. "I'll get revenge on that stupid dragon," said the fox angrily as he walked out of his den. He could see that it wasn't just his parents that had died. But his whole family did too. He the last one of his whole entire family. He was getting even angrier and angrier until he started running into a forbidden place called the foggy bush "What is that...?" he asked as he whispered to himself and looked at an odd creature. It looked as if it had been launched out of a volcano. It was definitely possible because he was maybe a kilometre or two away from a volcano. Then he got a glimpse of a grey chest with some kind of metal thing on it. He was pretty sure he had seen humans and monkeys use it before. Then he saw a key in the middle of the floor with a human skeleton next to it. He ran to the key and grabbed it. The creature had seen him. Heard him. And smelt him. He was running through the air when something flew over him and he looked above him. He saw the same dragon that invaded his old home. "That's weird. why would the dragon fly from its cave again?" I kept thinking for a bit. I almost forgot about the random creature that was chasing me. Then I carried on running to the chest. The random creature was so close I could feel its breath blowing on me. Then I got some kind of speed boost from thin air. I put the key through the hole of the metal thing on the chest. I turned the key to the left and the metal thing fell off the chest. I jumped in and grabbed a little knife or something. I used it like a katana because my grandfather taught me how to use it. I jumped back of the chest, but instead of normally jumping I leapt out. I was in mid-air and then shortly after I leapt out I was latched on to the creature's head. When I had killed it I just got a weird grey and rusty thing. I ran home with it and I was getting very hungry. I also wanted to sleep too. I made some herb and pork soup, which mum taught me how to make. I could still agree that it was the best food I had ever had. Then I got to bed and at midnight I heard a car sound over my little den. I was dreaming about murdering that dragon that killed my parents and then getting all the herb and pork soup in the universe. Which it was basically raining herb and pork soup everywhere. Then I got up. I walked slowly out the little kitty door I stole from one of the houses in the now-ruined city. I peered through the gaps in the bushes. "Hey where are all the foxes?" asked one of the men walking out of their car. "I don't know," replied another man that got out of the car as well. Bolter (That was the fox's name) recognised the things they were holding. They were called guns and they could kill just about anything with a touch of a bullet. His heart was pumping really fast then both men turned around and looked straight at him. They didn't notice him because he was behind a bush and it was midnight. "Hey, Jack can you turn on your damn flashlight?!" asked the man on the right. "Ok Jason you don't have to shout at me!" shouted Jack as he got the light on. Bolter ran inside and then the humans were walking towards his house. They didn't notice it because it was a little stump of dirt. They had gone a long way away, so Bolter tried sleeping again. He succeeded and he was fast asleep. Then the next morning he walked out of his house and he saw a tent in the distance next to a tree. Bolter ran over to the same bunch of trees and hid behind one. Then he saw an adult and two children about the same age came out of the tent. He ran over in the tent and stole an empty box and a wall thing for putting tools and weapons on. It had a hammer, shovel, chainsaw, and an axe on it. They didn't notice him leave with it somehow. "Where are the tools?" asked one of the kids. They should be next to my bed!" shouted the adult. Bolter finally got home with it. He got all of the stuff in at the moment that the humans started looking for the stuff he stole. He was very thirsty and hungry so he made more soup and got some water from the nearby village's well. He needed to be careful though because foxes were pests in that village. He went back home and had his food and then sorted the wall out. Then put all of his ingredients in the box. He put his cookbooks he steals in the pantry he made out stone with his dad. He had also stole not only a gaming console but everything you needed with it as well! He had done that with his uncle. He started playing on his console and then the tent that the humans were basically living in was put in their caravan. They also had a porter loo as well as a whole bunch of food. Bolter stole loads of food and they never knew. Then it was night and Bolter was asleep in his bed he and his auntie made. The next morning he started to steal more things from the village nearby. He also tried making his own well out of rock. It went pretty well and he made it in his house so it was one easy access and two because he's inside and there's less chance that he would get eaten by maybe a wolf or any other predator of his. Bolter felt very alone, but he was getting used to it. He only wanted to get revenge but he knew it wouldn't be easy. He'd need to learn when the dragon's going to be weaker in which places. Then he saw a bear in the distance. He didn't want to approach it just in case it was after a fox-like him. He could see a katana but it also looked different. It looked blue from where he was. He was desperate to run and grab it. He felt like it was calling and inviting him to tale it. Own it. Keep it. He ran and pulled it out of the floor. It was massive. He thought he found something rare. "Is it rare?" Bolter asked himself as he ran back home. You see he's got to run everywhere because he's going to end up like the rest of his family otherwise. He doesn't really want to get killed by a dragon. He wants to kill the dragon. But he needed some other supplies before he goes for the dragon. He put everything he found away and had a fourteen or fifteen-hour nap before looking outside again. Bolter lived in a small hill that he dug by himself. He noticed that it was night and the blood moon was up. He ran to the village and stole everything and then he started to have a lot of soup and he watched the shooting stars and asteroids come down every few minutes. Then he saw that moon had moved a little bit. This was his favourite night of the year. Whenever the blood moon was up he and his whole family would sit where he was and watch the moon, stars and asteroids. Then after a long time, it was dawn. He went to bed until like 11:30 in the morning. He set up his new things and put the books in the stone pantry. He was very good at making everything in his house tidy so he knew where everything was. It felt different with no one to look after you when you're like 11. It was his birthday coming up so he had to get ready for a self-celebration. He managed to make one fox friend. His name Ezrail, and him and Bolter were great friends. Ezrail was good at hunting for food. Bolter had found some string as thick as a chunky cat's tail. He had also found a stick 2 times the size of the chunky cat tail string. He managed to find another very similar pieces of string. He also found a similar stick as well. Ezrail had found two hooks and two fish. They made two fishing rods and started fishing for a bit they both got home with a lot of pictures of cool fish. They were just angling meaning they were only taking them out of the water to look at them and then putting them back in the water before they die. They both stole cameras from a city called New York and they had a hard time. They got a car from stealing it from a police officer. He went to a butchery shop and they also stole a lot of pork, beef, chicken and they also got more blankets and pillows. Ezrail likes to sleep whenever he feels like sleeping. They got a caravan as well. It was awesome. They both stole so much. It was a bit odd how stealing from a village and then a city really made any sense. Ezrail had a white and grey caravan and a police car. After thinking about that for a while he heard a fireblast land really close. He peeked outside and saw the dragon raging. He was so frightened. He was just a little fox. Then he saw a blue katana in the distance. He ran over to it and grabbed it. There were bears, deer, wolves, and even tigers crying. They were so scared. "You idiot you will never curse this forest!" shouted Bolter as the dragon blasted a fireball at the fox. The fox sliced it in half and then he jumped up to the dragon. He managed to take control of it. He shot it into the wall and then Bolter got thrown off. He landed in the dragon's cave and then he had blue and red things going through his katana. He stabbed the dragon and the red and black things went through the katana and he bashed into the wall and then the katana had rainbow things going through it. Then he dashed all around it and then the dragon blew up. It was still alive. Then it took off and then suffered through the air and fell to the ground. It had died. "Did I... Did I kill it?!" shouted bolter as he was crying loads. The fox watched as the animals crept over to the dragon's dead body. Bolter ran and got down, out of the cave.

The Last Hunters

 One day there was a ship that was sailing to the USA but Siluse and his two other friends too, but the ship crashed into an invisible iceberg and Siluse and your two friends fell off first and fell into the water with no trace. Then Siluse turned around in shock at what he saw. A black portal with a purple outline. Siluse and your friends swam towards it with his last breath. Then you fell through the sky and landed on the soft grassy ground. Siluse woke up first at dawn, and then you heard a sound from behind and felt a hard punch as Siluse fell to the floor. Siluse crawled across the floor. Siluse quickly crawled to some tall grass and the beast walked away in confusion. "Few," You said as you wiped his forehead and particles of sweat flew to the ground. The typhus beast walked away. It looked like a giant human inside but not far enough to see the organs, but you could see the muscle and part of the fleshy bone. Siluse turned around and crawled to a pink petaled flower and the pollen was a navy blue and dark cyan. Then Harvey came and picked it and gave it to Siluse and helped him up. Then Siluse ate the pollen and felt a lot better. Then he ran to a pile of flint and dug to the core and 100s of flint with him and got lots of sticks from a dragon tree. "Uuuugh... What are you doing...?" Asked Harvey as he looked at Siluse and then at what he was making. " I'm making a work table," replied Siluse he was going crazy with his work table, making a flint pickaxe and spear. "What are they for?" asked Harvey as he shrugged his shoulders "Aaargh... I don't actually know," Replied Siluse as he looked at his tools and walked to a ravine, and started to mine. 

Black birds

 Name: Black Bird

Scientific Name: Turdus merula

Size: twenty-three centermeters, ninety grams

Lifespan: 15 years

Breeding: August - January

Diet: Mixture of invertebrates and fruits

Meeko

Meeko is a blackbird that Noctis had brought inside and ran away from us while we tried to get him off Noctis. When we got her off Noctis we put him in my room as a baby and now she's and fully grown, Blackbird!!!