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Monday, August 30, 2021

Ocean monuments (Bedrock edition) Minecraft Journals

 Hi! This is the next blog post in the Minecraft Journals series. Today we will be talking about the ocean monuments of the Minecraft world. 

The guardians are weird things as they look similar to the Iron golem, ravager, and villager. They have the same unibrow and act similarly too. (Not including villagers,) they swear to protect their home or commander, even if it means their own life. The golem moves at a similar speed to the guardians when moving at full power. The guardians have the same sort of texture as the prismarine bricks and have unnatural sounds. They have low-pitch sounds underwater, and then when they're on land they have very high-pitch sounds like squeaks and squeals. 

I hope this guide was useful! Check out RetroGamingNow on youtube to see where some of this info came from! See you next time!



Quiz of the day Monday 30th August

 1. Mt Everest

2. 5 dollar note

3. Aoraki / mount cook

4. ???

5. Niki Caro

6. Joe Biden

7. 41 years

8. Talofa

9. 384400 km

10. Aukland

11. Japan

12. Chimpanzee

Friday, August 27, 2021

Quiz of the day 27th August

 1. 7.6 billion

2. 4 million

3. Te Waipounamu

4. ???

5. 828 meters

6. Hola

7. 95 years

8. kiwi

9. 395.25 million km

10. Niel Armstrong

11. south Africa

12. Amur leopard



Illager raids (Bedrock Edition) Minecraft Journals

 Hi! Today we will be talking about the Illager raids and how the Illagers attack and drop.

The Illagers raids are very difficult to take on and are very rewarding. There 5 waves in the raids and there are 5 mobs the witch, pillager, ravager, evoker, and vindicator. I have done many victorious. You will be rewarded with a lot of loot like enchanted books, saddles, arrows, crossbows, and even more. I'll be talking about how the mobs move. The Pillager is the one we need to kill to start a raid. ( A captain anyway ) They are like Skeletons but faster and more intelligent. They are attracted to villagers and iron golems. They shoot from a distance and take a while to reload so attack at that opening. The vindicator is the next one and is a threat to those who don't have any or good armour with critical hits doing 19 damage leaving the player with half a heart. They have a chance of having enchanted axes doing more damage. The witch is another ranged attacker that doesn't attack villagers but attack the iron golem instead. It's like if the only reason they're there is to take out the golem. The Ravager is a beast and has 100 health points like the iron golem. It charges at the enemy, and extends its neck to attack from a further distance. The best way to beat them in the plains is to keep moving back and attacking when it gets close. Be warned you'll need good armour because it does a whole lot of damage, as well as moving faster than a player. The Evoker is a magical attacker and you'll need to take it out first before it gets the vex which is quite a pain to deal with. The evoker uses fangs that come from the floor and attack any adventurer as well as run away when they get to close. They have 2 formations that are useful for them, there is one that goes in a straight line for a while, and in a ring around it. 

So, was the guide useful? Comment and tell me if it was useful or not. This is a new series I want to start doing. 




Fake news


It’s everywhere! Fake news is a

common thing that people use to get attention or money. Things that aren't true are often called a “Hoax”. A hoax is a falsehood deliberately fabricated to masquerade as the truth. It is distinguishable from errors in observation or judgment, rumors, urban legends, pseudosciences, and April Fools' Day events that are passed along in good faith by believers or as jokes. Fake news is a trick that many people fall for. Think of it as a prank in minecraft (Funny that, i’m in the deep dark biome at the moment.) Let’s just say that your friend made a TNT trap in your house. When you hear the TNT’s hiss you feel nervous and blow up in game afterwards. Thats like fake news (maybe you don’t blow up, but i don’t know you probably do.)




Thursday, August 26, 2021

Quiz of the day 26 August

 1. every 4 years

2. Blue, yellow, black, red, green

3. USA

4. 8

5. Rome

6. over 400

7. 15

8. golf

9. 328 meters

10. ???

11. Ireland

12. Porcupine???


Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Quiz of the day 25th August

1. 52

2. Peter Jackson

3. 55 miles

4. Beijing

5. New Zealand

6. December 25th

7. JK Rowling

8. Scar from the lion king (Also me)

9. Neverland

10. Lemon & Paeroa

11. Germany

12. Snapper

Tuesday, August 17, 2021

MINECRAFT ILLAGER LIFE

The weather in the Minecraft world was a catastrophe. At least it was for the illager kingdom.   The thunder in the darkness until in a flash, the lightning illuminated the sky. The rain poured so heavily that none of the illagers got any sleep that night. The tulmunos monsoon caused great waves in the puddles that collected on the ground and threatened to drown their modest farms. The wind blew wildly, the squid were struggling to get to their homes. Hailstones fell the size of pumpkin seeds and were causing the sheep in the fields, in front of the kingdom a whole lot of trouble too. The next day the Illagers slept in until the villagers were at work.  There was a child that was interested in magic and science. Every day he would go out with his dad and would learn how to summon vexes and make fangs come out of the floor in different formations. But in the science department, there was no one to teach him anything. His name was Casper. His dad planed the formation of the outposts and the walls. One day Casper's dad woke him up and got him to get his evoker uniform on and meet the other Illagers. There were many other Illagers everywhere, then they went to the map room. It wasn't long until Casper knew why everyone was so hyped. They had found not one, but two villages. "We have two more villages to pillage," said Toblaier as he walked over to the board with a large map that had every biome on it. "We will Pillage this one first. And then the other," He said again. "Are there any questions?" He asked once again. Casper was the only one who had any questions. "Yes, Casper what is your question?" Asked Toblaier as he looked at Casper. "Well... I honestly think that it's very unnatural for a village to be in a Badlands biome. Secondly shouldn't we attack in a thunderstorm instead?" Asked Casper as he took a deep breath after talking. "So why in a thunderstorm, little guy?" Asked Johnny as he looked at Casper. "So why I chose a thunderstorm is because the iron golem can't see us from afar and the other defences won't notice us either," said Casper as he walks out of the room. After a long time of waiting and exploring it was a thunderstorm and they were at the village. The raid was about to begin. Casper was very excited and frightened at the same time. Toblaier and johnny walked in first. Then Toblaier whistled and everyone came charging into the village. Casper blasted the villages with fangs, and pulling some in the ground in the process. Casper then watched as his dad was thrown far away from the village. Casper then looked at iron golems eyes, while it was doing the same to him. Casper then got really angry with tears falling down on the soft green grass. Casper then summoned a pear of giant fangs the iron golem was charging at Casper when the fangs had grabbed it in petween to teeth and then the iron golem got crushed into millions of little pieces. Now Casper´s tears were made of fire. The grass underneath him was burning. All he could think of was his dad. Was he still alive? He had to find out. Then Johnny came and killed the rest of the villages. After Casper was asleep for a couple hours when he heard his dad walking through the corridors. "Casper! Can you please come to the gardens?" Askesd Casper's dad as he walked to the gardens. Casper walked all the way to the garden. It had azalea trees all around me. We heard a loud THUMP! "What was that?!" shouted Johnny as he got his axe out and looked up. A shadow loomed above us and the monster looked  at us from above. "Yeah, I'm going to kill that thing!" shouted Johnny as he jumped up and hit the tree golem's neck. The tree golem knocked Johnny off his neck and Johnny blasted to the ground and then a hole underneath Johnny. Dust filled the gardens.